Monday, December 19, 2016

Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a Miami)

Things are good so far. I'm staying positive, except to say - I just had to share my seat on a three hour plane ride. Not like, oh somebody is touching me. More like, as I approached my seat I saw this guy taking up his seat and half of mine. As I approached I expected him to make at least a feigned attempt at making room, but no, he did not. In addition to this guy being a solid 350 pounds, maybe even pushing 400, the guy next to him wasn't much smaller.  I spent a three hour plane ride being pushed into the aisle, except to say there was an arm rest taking out my appendix whilst keeping me mostly contained in the seating area.  

Here's to hoping Miami to Lima is a much more enjoyable ride. 

4 comments:

  1. One of the reasons why I get sour on air travel.

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    1. Yeah, delta is about to get a scathing email from me. I did not pay full price to share with some dude I don't know.

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  2. You go girl. Fat men in seats could be worse. They could be smelly too.

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